It was an exciting weekend for the Twins as they travelled to Indiana. They both came back anxious to tell you all about it! I will let them talk while I go take pictures of this week's PPA card.
Muffy: See all my pretty ribbons, Brody? See the pretty blue and white ones? Those are my "Best of Winners" ribbons. Do you know what means, Brody? It means I am prettier than you!
Brody: I don't want to be pretty, Muffy. I am a boy, and I am handsome! I even got to be a "Preserve Wiener" this weekend. Michelle the Handler said that the judd was really watching me.
Muffy: You know, Brody, I've told you before that the correct term is "Reserve Winner". It means you weren't quite pretty enough to be the Winner. Too bad.
Brody: But Muffy, if you were Best of Winners, why weren't you Best of Breed?
Muffy: I wasn't Best of Breed because there was some other old champion dog there. I felt sorry for her 'cause she was so old and decrepit. She was like 3 years old. Eew!
Brody: How did you know her name was Dee? What did Dee keep? Why did she keep it?
Muffy: Brody, the word is "decrepit" not "Dee kept it". You need to read more books so your vocabulary grows.
Brody: I'm just waiting for my chest and butt to grow so I can become a winner.
Muffy: If you live that long and Mom doesn't give you away.
Brody: Why would Mom give me away? I'm a goooood boooy!
Muffy: 'Cause you almost ordered a movie using the 'mote while she and I were out on my walk. I heard her tell Dad about it. You took the TV 'mote controller and pushed all of the buttons until you came up with a Pay-Per-View movie. And I don't think it was rated PG.
Brody: What does PG mean?
Muffy: It means Puppy Girls can watch it. You picked one that was rated "R" which means that only Really old dogs can watch it. You would have owed Mom $4.99. That is almost how much a bag of Charlie Bear treats cost.
Brody: But I don't have any money. How could I have paid Mom?
Muffy: You couldn't have. So Mom would have had the police come to throw you in jail. You would have been a felon.
Brody: You mean I would have turned into a cat?
Muffy: No, you DUMMY! It's felon, not feline!
Brody: MOM...Muffy called me a dummy!
Me: Muffy Lin...Have you been teasing your brother AGAIN!
Muffy: No, Mom! I just asked him if he would like something "yummy"! Shhhh...Come on, Brody...I will go open up the pantry door and you can jump up and grab the bag of Charlie Bears!
So there you have it. Smarty pants Muffy won Winners Female and Best of Winners and earned 2 more points toward her champion title. She now has 4 points out of the 15 needed, which is not bad for a 9 month old puppy. Plus, Michelle the Handler bought Muffy her very own "big girl" show lead. The little "Diva Dog" will not have to share. Brody had a fabulous show, and was Reserve Winners Dog on Sunday, which is very good for a little boy puppy who hasn't gotten his chest and butt yet. For their efforts, Michelle took them shopping, and they received a brand new toy and deer antlers on which to chew! And yes...Brody really did manipulate the remote and had a movie all ready to watch. All he needed was just one more push of the right button. As for the pantry door, doesn't every dog owner want a dog who can open the pantry door and get their own treats...as well as chips and cookies and cereal???
Brody is all tuckered-out after his weekend.
Muffy is fighting off sleep and can barely keep her eyes open.
This week will find me preparing for a busy, busy weekend. The Twins will be showing Friday through Monday, and my niece is getting married. So if I am missing in action...you will know what is happening! Until next time...
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